Close up detail of queues starting to form in the vicinity of The Lemonly Realm
Dear Customer,
Since we last had a little chat Artificial Intelligence has landed over there on planet Earth. If you stand on tiptoe you might just be able to see it over the edge.
Here in the Lemonly Realm the most artificially intelligent thing we can get our hands on is a bird with a book open upon their knee. If you look closely their knees is swivelled south while their beaks is swivelled round pointing north.
Yes, what is it? Step here out of the way of everyone. People are trying to form a queue.
What did you say? That’s the way all the earth birds swing? My, I never knew that. How groovy!
The main thing is, is that AI hasn't yet found out that we’re here. That means, well, that’s probably a rather Good Thing. We just need a stash of cheesy wotsits and some lemonade, keep our heads down for a bit, whisper a lot and then when it’s all over, come out again.
So if you see a queue in front of The Lemonly Realm, now you’ll know what that’s all about.
There has to be a way to monetise this.
ICYMI, this is what AI is saying today. We reproduce the full transcript below.
Is The Five Andrews a thing?
I couldn’t find anything by that exact name. The search results mostly returned the Andrews Sisters, the 1940s American vocal trio, and there were only three of them. There were also some stories about Annie Andrews’ recent US Senate race, which is unrelated.
It could still be something obscure, such as a local band, a podcast, an in-joke, or a title I’m not catching. Where did you come across it? A bit of context, like whether it’s music, a book, or something from a show, would help me narrow it down.
Probably a performance group. UK based.
Still nothing. A second search for a UK performance group by that name turned up no match. The results were about the boy band Five (5ive), who have nothing to do with “Andrews”, plus unrelated Andrews-named items.
So I can’t confirm it exists. Small UK acts, tribute shows, comedy troupes and local theatre or choir groups often have little web presence, or it may be listed under a slightly different name, such as “The 5 Andrews”, “Andrews Five” or a tribute act to the Andrews Sisters.
If you can tell me where you saw or heard it (a poster, a festival lineup, a social post), I can try searching on that angle. Or if you have a rough location or genre, that would narrow it down too.
And we might add. “No thank you. We’re alright, thanks. Thank you very much. Bye! Love you! Bye!”
Phew! And Double Phew!!
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